You only have ONE camera? For some reason I expected your floor to be carpeted with old cameras. The place littered with lenses and bodies the way most peoples places are littered with pens and scraps of paper. You have killed my illusion.
I don't want to do that. You called it.
Jade asked me recently why I had so many cameras lying around. I told her it's like with her dolls and bears, they comfort me.
... There is also the one I used here (Canon 5D) and a few in drawers and such.