Hello, my name is Eolake, I'm an alliteration addict.
I have these little tag lines for Domai:
"thirteen years of curvaceous cuties" and the like.
So far I have:
curvaceous cuties, sensual sweeties, pert pretties, bouncy beauties, perky princesses.
I'd like to have a few more. They need, obviously, to be descriptive of the girls and spirit of Domai (meaning "horny honies" is no good here).
(Note: Pascal, don't go overboard, five suggestions or so is plenty...)
12 comments:
"Hello, my name is Eolake, I'm an alliteration addict."
I've noticed. ;)
I don't have much time, so I'll go for the painfully obvious one: gorgeous girls! Perhaps a little too commonplace.
You've noticed? I didn't know I'd been indulging in public.
hairy honeypots
belly-blessed broads
fine fungus-free fun-bunnies
galloping gazelles
new nucular nudistry
Happy to oblige. Let me know if you need more.
Hmm ... maybe I should have a look at your site first to make sure my tag lines are fully genre-accurate ...
My first-ever April-first gag, ten years ago, was announcing that there would be a lot more "hairy honeypots", with samples. Man, did I get upset letters!!
Petite pixies?
Sorry Eo, but I'm writing my artist statement at the moment and it's taking up all my creativity.
Me? But... but... I still haven't spoken one word!
This is SO unfair. Moooooooommmmm!
I like "fine fungus-free fun-bunnies". Sounds unbearably poetic! :-D
Hello, my name is Pascal P-4, I'm a poor pompous pedant pretending poetic potential that's actually pretty pathetic [takes handkerchief and wipes mouth, then the wall], and I'm the sick scoundrel scallywag that so soiled honest Eolake's innocence with my evil wicked influence of the West.
My first victim was some budding comics writer named Stan Lee. Poor guy never fully recovered. To this day, all his main characters have initials that stutter. Explains why he'll never make it big. :-(
He in turned contaminated a struggling cartoonist by the name of Dalt... I mean WALT Disney, who displayed the same symptoms.
Since I'm currently smack in the middle of a relapse that already drove 5 therapists to leap from their skyscraper office window, please forgive the following babbling:
Lovely liberated ladies.
Cutie beauty queens.
Beautiful bare belles.
Bubbly bosoms.
Feminine faces full of friendly freshness.
Superb smiling sweethearts.
Darling damsels.
Fine full-body beauty.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
OK, I'd say this qualifies as nearly-reasonable "five suggestions or so"! :-)
Revenge is sweet. }:-)
TTL,
Did you mean "fully GENDER-accurate"? :-)
We need some DOWAI slogans...
Come on, ladies, pitch in! That site will be for YOU.
(OK, also for the gays. ;-)
If your honey pot is hairy, it is time to do the dishes, my little friends.
Hunny's yummy, but it can be a little sticky to the furry paws of us bears.
Yes, you can't enjoy your favorite dish without getting a bit sticky around the mouth, but there's no excuse for hair in the teeth.
Eolake said...
"...but there's no excuse for hair in the teeth."
Ewwww! lol! This posting certainly went, um, "south," you Debonair Dude! lol! ;-) (I'm just picturing a gorgeous dude turning to smile at me, cracking a smile and seeing that! I think I'm gonna be sick! lol!)
Actually, there exists a medical pathology commonly referred to as "hairy tongue". Not ACTUAL hair, but looks just like it. Caused by a hypertrophy of the filiform taste buds.
Butth let'th thkip thith hairy ithshue altogetherth, becauthe it'th thlightly thickening to think abouteth. (Yea, verily.)
It's funny. Usually, the word "debonnaire" reminds me of the expression "debonnaire giant", but I can't remember in which book or fairy tale I read it DECADES ago!
Still, it makes this nickname even more fitting for our vertically-gifted, nudity-inclined, alliteration-addict scandinavian friend, true believers! The Debonnaire Danish Domai Dude™ is here to save the world from the new Great Depression®. Thanks to the scientifically-proven "high", similar to drugs, that the sight of a gracious feminine hourglass-shaped figure initiates in men's brains. Even without having any sexual intentions. It is proven. Excelsior!
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