Wednesday, August 11, 2010

iPhone users have more sex

iPhone users have more sex, post.

I'm not surprised. I did notice that since getting the iPhone 4, my first iPhone, my life has been a constant maelstrom of steamy sexual encounters, and I've wondered why. I thought it was my new aftershave.

8 comments:

Jan said...

My Palm has a very apt name. ;-)

TC [Girl] said...

Good one, Jan! lol!

(iWondered what ALL the FUSS was about w/those things and...how so many could justify the cost!)

The Dissonance said...

I didn't know that iPhones vibrated. I should have guessed...

victor von doom said...

Does getting an iphone lead to more sex, or do the kind of people likely to buy one just already get more?

Pete said...

It doesn't say that they have more sex. It says that they have more partners. And fickle fashion-conscious trend following is consistent with a horrifically generalised i-phone purchaser profile - they're spending their whole lives waiting to get hold of the next update rather than enjoying what they have. :)

Robb in Houston said...

All that's needed now is an application to determine what species and gender the sex is with...

dippence said...

Now there are gotta-have accessory macro and wide-angle lenses so they can take pictures of themselves doing so (having more partners, I mean). We all keep a conquest scrapbook, right?

dippence said...

Sigh. I got over excited there and forgot the link:

http://goo.gl/I8D2

The Conquest Blog: no there's an idea.