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Monday, February 22, 2010
Kitty jokes
Like Penny on The Big Bang Theory says, "who doesn't like LOL cats? They are cute and funny and they can't spell right, because they're, you know, cats."
Uhm... isn't that kitten doing something against the law? ;-)
"Every time you masturbate, I ask God to kill a kitten. And I firmly believe God listens to me, because I'm such a damn good Christian with Love overflowing from my heart. I also firmy believe the mere doubt will ruin your mood and scar you FOR LIFE! Nyahaha!"
Actually, I'd rather God killed a mosquito every time I "smack the Bishop". They're too many as it is. But even kittens, if it were true, the species would've been eradicated some 30 centuries ago! And we wouldn't have so many poor cute stray kittens.
"Notice to all cute stray kittens, shaved or otherwise: you can come and stay at my house! Just... stand in line, and lemme catch my breath every now and then so I can, um, properly take care of you all." :-)
That cat in the first image looks almost shocked! :-) But actually, as one who knows cat language, I can reveal it's actually thinking: "What's he doing, wasting time pointlessly like that, when he could be serving me dinner? Humans are SO weird. No sense of priorities whatsoever. (sigh) Maybe I should have trained my biped better..."
Or, maybe the cat's just thinking: "I think I've spotted a pair of moving tassels down there, maybe I should pounce and start playing? I'm sure my human would find that SO cute!... And then, of course, he'd make haste and serve me dinner!"
6 comments:
Uhm... isn't that kitten doing something against the law? ;-)
"Every time you masturbate, I ask God to kill a kitten. And I firmly believe God listens to me, because I'm such a damn good Christian with Love overflowing from my heart. I also firmy believe the mere doubt will ruin your mood and scar you FOR LIFE! Nyahaha!"
Actually, I'd rather God killed a mosquito every time I "smack the Bishop". They're too many as it is. But even kittens, if it were true, the species would've been eradicated some 30 centuries ago!
And we wouldn't have so many poor cute stray kittens.
"Notice to all cute stray kittens, shaved or otherwise: you can come and stay at my house! Just... stand in line, and lemme catch my breath every now and then so I can, um, properly take care of you all." :-)
That cat in the first image looks almost shocked! :-) But actually, as one who knows cat language, I can reveal it's actually thinking: "What's he doing, wasting time pointlessly like that, when he could be serving me dinner? Humans are SO weird. No sense of priorities whatsoever. (sigh) Maybe I should have trained my biped better..."
Or, maybe the cat's just thinking: "I think I've spotted a pair of moving tassels down there, maybe I should pounce and start playing? I'm sure my human would find that SO cute!... And then, of course, he'd make haste and serve me dinner!"
What is this ????
Crude jokes perpetrated via innocent cats. I was just in the mood for something like that, is all.
"Mine are cruder than yours!"
LOL cats are LOL.
There you have it. As often, the name says it.
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