Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Three condoms, please

Three condoms, please.

2 comments:

Alex said...

This is an old one, based on stereotypical images, but indulge me...

Man walks into chemist/pharmacist and asks for a packet of condoms.

The salesman behind the counter says "You have several choices, the first is the American, a three pack. The next is the Latino, which is a six pack."

The customer interrupts, "Why is the six pack called the Latino". Pharmacist replies "One a day, but not on Sunday. Now we also have the African America, an 8 pack."

Curious, the punter asks, "Okay, 8?". The pharmacist replies, "yes, twice on Sundays. And the piece de la resistance, the twelve pack or as I prefer 'the Englishman'".

Agog the punter queries "All on a Sunday?", to which the answer comes, "No, January, February...."

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Three condoms. Zero conundrum.
Crystal clear, mister clerk.

My verification: "prop ooey"
(okay, without the middle space, but still... ?!?)

I guess you could consider condoms to be props.