Friday, February 15, 2008

Half Of UK Men Would Swap Sex For 50 Inch TV

Half Of UK Men Would Swap Sex For 50 Inch TV.

What I'm surprised about is that only half of that would swap chocolate for sex.

... Thinking about it, the swap is limited to half a year of sex... perhaps half of men don't foresee any sex to speak of in the next six month, whereas chocolate is a close as the corner store!

7 comments:

Cliff Prince said...

They would swap sex for a 50 inch ... what? Oh, for a TV? No. For something else 50 inches maybe yes. But only because of all the future sex which such an endowment might imply ...

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

With lady elephants? :)

Anonymous said...

"TOKYO (Reuters) - Toshiba Corp is planning to stop production of equipment compatible with the HD DVD format for high-definition video, allowing the competing Blu-Ray camp a free run, public broadcaster NHK reported on Saturday."

Last chance to get a HD DVD player!

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

So, if they can get TVs, that's 50% of the competition out of my way.
God bless consumerist technology!

But I'm letting NOBODY near my chocolate.

Anonymous said...

Worst part is that they'll end up watching porn flicks on their 50" TVs. Go figure.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if some guys buy those for the same reason they buy sports cars and other status symbols. Well, you know...

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Joe Dick,
You mean because of "small dick"? ;-)