Tuesday, March 25, 2014

String non grata

A piece of string tried to go nightclubbing. "Sorry, no string allowed here," said the bouncer.
A bit later, a strangely thin person with a big knarly head and a wild hairdo turned up.

"Hey, I'm sure that you're that piece of string I turned away before," said the bouncer.

"Oh no, I'm a frayed knot", said the string.


Tommy said...

EO, you've sunk to a new low..

Michael Burton said...

I don’t mind the horrible, horrible pun so much, but I object to the anti-string bigotry displayed by that bouncer...