Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Infallible

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with a figure like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.'

4 comments:

Tommy said...

Go figure (grin)!!!

You know I often wonder. Are jokes public domain? Meaning that they can't be copyrighted..

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Not if you can prove you wrote it. But for reason, it seems almost all jokes are orphans.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

I remember that endearing grampa. First, he approached me. I told him that I too had lost my girlfriend. He asked:
"What does she look like?
- Well, she's a redhead model for Domai.com. What does your wife look like?
- Ah, there's plenty of time for finding my wife, let's go look for your girlfriend!"

Pity we had to leave him and go home eventually. I guess he felt ronery.

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Early on the web's history, I came accross an Asian which *actually* used the terms: "Pletty girls" and "adults onry".