Sunday, March 09, 2008

Crystal "art"


And you thought the diamond-covered skull was in mediocre taste? Here's the crystal-covered model.
(They're really going to let them stay on her skin until the last one is sold? Yeah, right.)

8 comments:

Bert said...

A few thousand digital shots taken while the model is "undressed" ought to do the trick, no need to wait.

What a scam! I wonder if they really are going to make any money out of this? Probably, since "every minute, a new sucker is born"... but 1 million euro?

Alex said...

It's like cards of peanuts.

Was this a peculiar UK thing, or was it elsewhere in the world. The packets of peanuts (individual portions) were on a display card which hung behind the bar. As the nuts are sold a bikini clad girl is revealed.

I can't remember if it was Big D or KP. Probably the former. Ah yes Smiths Big D

This article references "Page 3" from a daily UK news paper.

Anonymous said...

I thought anything done by human hands was art. At least according to everyone who contributed the last time that subject was raised. I disagreed but the tribe said conform or die.

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

So since you're still talking, I guess you conformed. :)

I don't recall any consensus, but I wouldn't agree with that either.

Anonymous said...

So since you're still talking, I guess you conformed. :)

Yep. When they say "Join us or die" I say "Where do I sign?" ;-)

Cowards live longer.

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Indeed. Sound policy.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Yeah, sure, it's not like crystals got dirty as easily as work uniforms. Or posed a problem for going to the bathroom. Or she would have a problem, losing money every time she gets an itch or touches something. Or as if her skin would shed within a month from natural epidermic renewal.

"but 1 million euro?"

That's 1 million suckers. Should be manageable...

Where's the little finger of her hand? Is it just me, or did they blur it along with her crotch?
So much for seeing the model naked. Ah well, we only chucked out a million bucks for nothing, after all. No big deal...

"I don't recall any consensus, but I wouldn't agree with that either."

That's your opinion. But I insist that there WAS a consensus.
And everybody better agree, or else.

"Cowards live longer."

Ah, but is it living?
My Romanian buddy, count Vlad Dracul, prefers to lie in a coffin rather than to lead an un-life on his knees. Of course, HIS life bites anyway. But I must admit, after dark, he's a killer of a party animal.

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

"So much for seeing the model naked. Ah well, we only chucked out a million bucks for nothing, after all. No big deal..."

Well, I for one am pissed off. It's *so* hard to find any nude chicks on the internet.