Friday, February 26, 2010

A nation wakes up

U.S. Economy Grinds To Halt As Nation Realizes Money Just A Symbolic, Mutually Shared Illusion, The Onion article.
As news of the nation's collectively held delusion spread, the economy ground to a halt, with dumbfounded citizens everywhere walking out on their jobs as they contemplated the little green drawings of buildings and dead white men they once used to measure their adequacy and importance as human beings.

Like my ol' friend Irv says: "The Onion, that visionary organ that has often managed to say something more profound than anyone could take seriously, offers this wonderful scenario of how it is going to (someday soon) happen!"

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