"...but I had to, Grand Buff Merkin, they were showing lack of respect, so I *had* to discipline the rascally naughty bunch! Tell me you're not too upset, Grand Muff Spankin?"
You're right, Dave: imagine how much more evil Darthie-Vadie-Poo would've been if he had been MACHO instead of this! :-) (He'd probably have worn a [gasp!] goatee! Eek!)
Most bad-ass sissy EVER!
If we'd had someone like him in our backwards 21st century, China would never have sent the police to bust the country's first gay male beauty pageant. (Happened yesterday evening, google "Mr Gay China".)
And there I thought "hello kitty" was slang for an impromptu upskirt glimpse! ;-)
Have you seen Zorro: the gay blade? Second baddest-assest dark-clad Jedi EVER. "My, Don Diego, is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see your dear Sargeant Garcia?"
[*hhhhh!*] "Liberty, *I* am your father! [*hhhhh!*] Now, join me in invading Iraq, and [*hhhhh!*] we shall rule Babylon together." [*hhhhh!*]
I didn't know Anakin Skywalker sported a spiky hairdo in his early rebel teen years?... (And a bizarre nose ring under his Ray-Bans, if I'm not mistaken?)
Is this the latest model of anti-pollution burqa in urban Kabul?
Or maybe the new "no more second-hand smoking imposed to your family" domestic health appliance in Saudi Arabia. "Also comes handy during those pesky desert sand storms. (Works great in Australian summers as well. Call now to order while stocks last, only 15 gold-pressed latinum bars.) Available in urban camo "dirty concrete", black, and dark black. Full-body feminine version also available."
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yeah ! :-)
Darth Vadar in pink. Just when you think you've seen it all. ;-)
It's just wonderful. How much more opposite can you get?
Still scary when he's using the Force to choke you. ...Which he'd have to do a lot more often dressed like that! ;-)
"Grand Moff Tarkin, I appear to have wiped out half my crew..."
"...but I had to, Grand Buff Merkin, they were showing lack of respect, so I *had* to discipline the rascally naughty bunch! Tell me you're not too upset, Grand Muff Spankin?"
You're right, Dave: imagine how much more evil Darthie-Vadie-Poo would've been if he had been MACHO instead of this! :-)
(He'd probably have worn a [gasp!] goatee! Eek!)
Most bad-ass sissy EVER!
If we'd had someone like him in our backwards 21st century, China would never have sent the police to bust the country's first gay male beauty pageant. (Happened yesterday evening, google "Mr Gay China".)
And there I thought "hello kitty" was slang for an impromptu upskirt glimpse! ;-)
Have you seen Zorro: the gay blade?
Second baddest-assest dark-clad Jedi EVER.
"My, Don Diego, is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see your dear Sargeant Garcia?"
My favorite Darth is the Statue of Liberty head, here.
http://news.cnet.com/2300-1026_3-6186914-8.html?tag=mncol
Ah, I like that one.
[*hhhhh!*] "Liberty, *I* am your father! [*hhhhh!*] Now, join me in invading Iraq, and [*hhhhh!*] we shall rule Babylon together." [*hhhhh!*]
I didn't know Anakin Skywalker sported a spiky hairdo in his early rebel teen years?...
(And a bizarre nose ring under his Ray-Bans, if I'm not mistaken?)
Is this the latest model of anti-pollution burqa in urban Kabul?
Or maybe the new "no more second-hand smoking imposed to your family" domestic health appliance in Saudi Arabia.
"Also comes handy during those pesky desert sand storms. (Works great in Australian summers as well. Call now to order while stocks last, only 15 gold-pressed latinum bars.) Available in urban camo "dirty concrete", black, and dark black. Full-body feminine version also available."
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