Friday, May 14, 2010

One fine morning on an airplane

[Thanks to Ian]

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.

The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again, and her body shook more than ever.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times and then shudder violently. Are you ok?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. " I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nodded, "Yes. Pepper."


dave nielsen said...

I remember reading an article years ago that talked about a side effect of some medication which caused some people - men and women - to experience orgasm whenever they yawned. With the dudes it was apparently dry. Pretty sweet.

Joe said...

"some medication which caused some people - men and women - to experience orgasm whenever they yawned."

What did you say is the name of that medication;-)

Tommy said...

I was sitting in church yesterday and a gal a few pews away sneezed. I couldn't stop smiling and thinking "pepper"....

eolake said...

My mother, bless her, actually claimed that as a kid, if she pressed her nose, it tickled her pussy!

Very handy for boring school sessions!

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Sister Mary burst into the principal's office and cried, "Father, just wait until you hear this!"
"Calm down, Sister Mary. Now tell me what has you so excited?"
"Well, Father, I was on my way to chapel when I heard some of the older boys wagering!"
"A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest.
"But that's not what made me so excited, Father. It was what they were wagering on! They were betting to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!"
"Incredible!" exclaimed the priest, "What did you do?"
She said, "Father, I hit the ceiling!"
He mused, "So how much did you win?"