Wednesday, May 12, 2010

A natural life

Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.
-- Walt Whitman, Song of the Open Road

Have sex with it too, maybe?


Tommy said...

Why of course, Sex is perfectly natural. So, I certainly see the connection. Sort of like Splendor in the Grass.. ;-)

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

One day, Jane met Tarzan in the jungle.
She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs.
"Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan said: "Just checking for bees."

TC [Girl] said...

rolling around the grass, nekkid, laughing my ass off! FUNNY, Pascal! :-D

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

A tempting activity, TC. :-)

But I hope you checked the grass for fire ants first! :o)