Friday, February 12, 2010

Testing, testing...

[Thanks Charles]


dave nielsen said...

I probably shouldn't have, but I laughed out loud when I read that "she's a woman" one. :)

Anonymous said...

Where can I buy a frictionless ramp?

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

You and me both! That could come in highly useful.
Alas, I'm afraid it's exclusive to the military.

A Dentistry student was so hopeless at his oral(!) exam, that the examiner finally tried giving him a very easy question to avoid the embarrassment of an F minus:
"What is the symbol of Mercury?
- [Desperate hesitation]
- [trying to help even more] Could it be... Hg?
- [Suddenly very confident] Unpossible! Because H is Hydrogen, and g is gravity!"