From Quote-of-the-day service
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
-- Bulgarian Proverb
LOL. What the heck does that mean?
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
-- Bob Wells
I would have thought that that would be the relative value.
Update: Here's a funny one from today:
The fact is, the old clich%uFFFDs work for us in abstract terms, but they never work out in real life quite the same way. Life is messy; clich%uFFFDs are clean and tidy.
-- Hugh Macleod, How To Be Creative: 29, 08-22-04
I think it's a coding error of the accented é, but it makes it involutarily funny. "clich%uFFFDs are clean and tidy"...