Monday, March 07, 2011

About the celebrity of the day



Update: Watch the video low on this page. Charlie might just become a tad more interesting than the typical imploding celebrity.

He was forthcoming on his affinity for porn stars, saying "it's exciting" and "you already know what you're getting before you meet them."

Porn stars? Really? OK, some european ones are attractive, but all the American ones I've seen have been seemingly made of plastic inside and out. Paint and silicone all the way, and not a glimmer of personality.

29 comments:

Tommy said...

LOL....
- or -
Poor Charlie, being picked on, still, again.

ttl said...

Charlie Sheen Rulez.

“I’m not taking it. I had to pay for it.”

“I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”

“I’m on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.”

“We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?”

“Park your nonsense.”

“Let’s talk about something exciting. Me.”

TC [Girl] said...

ttl...haven't you forgotten one, somewhere, where he actually [over]uses the word "winning"? :-/

(the "park your nonsense" is actually pretty funny! :-D

ttl said...

Some more:

“Why give an interview when you can leave a warning?”

“I’m going to win every moment.”

“If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.”

“Bi-polar? The Earth is bi-polar.”

“He has no salt in his soul.”

ttl said...

Yes, he somehow managed to redefine the word WINNING as if it's a new concept. No paid marketing campaign from the best copywriters in the world could ever have achieved that.

“Can't is the cancer of happen.”

“Celebrate this movement.”

ttl said...

“Done! Wrote it in my sleep!”

“My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.”

“I don’t sleep. I wait.”

“You can’t process me with a normal brain.”

“Change the channel. I dare you.”

eolake said...

"WINNING as if it's a new concept."

Y'all lost me. Where is all this stuff from? I'd no idea charlie was anything but a typical overpaid hollywood actor.

ttl said...

I'd no idea charlie was anything but a typical overpaid hollywood actor.

He lost his job. That's when the genius broke through.

“I finally extracted myself from their troll hole.”

eolake said...

Same happened to me.

Or at least, that's when I got *busy* with the ideas I had.

TC [Girl] said...

Oh Sheen "got busy," alwight! :-/

steve smith said...

“Celebrate this movement.”

From now on I'm going to say that every morning on the john.

“I don’t sleep. I wait.”

Didn't Chuck Norris say that one first?

He lost his job. That's when the genius broke through.

Technically he hasn't lost it. The show is renewed through 2012. The rest of this season has been canceled, and I guess unless he can get himself squared away he won't be coming back. But, hey, he's a winner and winners don't get fired.

TC [Girl] said...

A piece of a 'Good Morning America' interview.

"But, hey, he's a winner and winners don't get fired."

A 'Winner' in his own downward-spiraling, delusionally ill mind. As of 3 hours ago, Charlie Sheen is no longer part of the show; he was canned!

TC [Girl] said...

20/20's full interview. Basically, this is not the
first time this has happened.

Hopefully, he will get professional help before it is too late. :-( Glad the children were removed; and...his immature girlfriends are delusional, as well! :-(

Anonymous said...

Those producers and network guys are idiots. They had a top-rated show. It was popular with idiots because it didn't require its audience to think. It didn't scare them by being different. Who really cares if Sheen is a drunk and a drug addict - as long as he comes into work.

Anna said...

ttl, you really made me love him. Thanks.

eolake said...

Really??
TTL, please quote me also, you seem to have a magic touch.

Jes said...

So I guess he's supposed to be the new Tiger Woods then? I don't get why people always need someone to gossip about. Is it really anyone's business what he does when he's not doing his little acting thing?

eolake said...

It helps to point fingers at somebody else so we don't have to think about our guilt at stealing pencils from the blind beggar or masturbating to The Wild Kingdom.

TC [Girl] said...

Jes said...
"Is it really anyone's business what he does when he's not doing his little acting thing?"

His coke addiction had gotten to the point that he was doing lines between takes, at work, so...it had crossed over into "his little acting thing." :-/

And...it's just WAY SAD that peeps are just "happy" to sit back and watch him do this downward-spiral thing without trying to reach out and help him; like it's this big experiment to see how out-of-control this thing can really get! It's DISGUSTING how everyone thinks that it's some big fucking joke when it, obviously, isn't! :-(

(HB, Eo, BTW. Hope you have a nice day.)

Anonymous said...

It's none of their business, so they should stay out of it. Who cares if he's doing lines between takes, as long as he phones it in. A show like that doesn't require Olivier.

ttl said...

(HB, Eo, BTW.)

Hepatitis B ?!?

Or ... is this a case of a Birthday?

Jes said...

TC Girl: But I don't think gossiping about him counts as reaching out to him. I don't hear anyone saying, "Poor Charlie, we should really help him out," they're saying, "Hey, you hear what Charlie did last week? Isn't he a horrible person?"

I mean, I got my own life and my own things to deal with, I can't really be bothered with what some random famous guy's doing. And like I said, it's none of my business anyway, it's between him and his family. That's the way I look at it.

TC [Girl] said...

ttl said...
"Or ... is this a case of a Birthday?"

Yes; the "affliction" of [yet] another birthday.

Anna said...

> Really??
> TTL, please quote me also, you seem to have a magic touch.


Hahaha ! :)

It seems he does indeed.

ttl said...

Actually, the quotes came from this site, which I was pointed to by Madame Magn├ętica.

eolake said...

Aha. I had even seen that site, but I didn't catch up on the riches of the quotes.

Anna said...

Hahaha !!

This is great !!!

Come on, he is so highly spiritual !

"I’m living inside the truth. And the truth doesn’t change."

"Celebrate this movement"

And we should take example on him for self-confidence. Or maybe just me. But imagine you paste this on the mirror you meet half asleep in the morning brushing your teeth (with whatever toothbrush)

"I’m bi-winning. I win here, and I win there."

Isn't it a great motto to begin the day? I could just paste it, forget it and laugh my head off every morning for a few days. Maybe I'll do it.

***

Actually taking sentences out of context does add a lot. You can try Eolake. :)

Anonymous said...

They're talking about replacing him. One of the names on the list is Rob Lowe. I'm not sure it will work, no matter who they get. But I guess they're just wanting to run out the clock as it's renewed for another year already.

tom palmer said...

Porn stars? Really? OK, some european ones are attractive, but all the American ones I've seen have been seemingly made of plastic inside and out. Paint and silicone all the way, and not a glimmer of personality.

European porn "stars" are the same as the "paint and silicone" American ones these days. Compare 70's and 80's Color Climax to that of today. If you want something more natural you have to look into the "amateur" stuff where the women are more flawed but still beautiful. Not that I'm into that kind of thing, of course.