Sunday, February 28, 2010

A puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.‚

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished '?

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.' He said with a deep sigh. 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'


TC [Girl] said...

ROFLMAO!! SO SILLY but SO GOOD to be able to laugh at SOMETHING, today!! :-D Thanks!

Tommy said...

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'

' My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'

Tommy said...

You started this EO....

A Blonde's Year in Review

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said ' 2-4 years!'

Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

Tried to go water skiing...... couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days
...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

Couldn't call 911.
'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone

CalgaryMark said...

Two blondes walked into a building.

You would have thought one of them would have seen it!

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Not a blonde joke, but I liked it, so... just endure and groan! ;-)

An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR."