Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Big Brudder

Do we need to fingerprint all school kids?

Pascal said:
This is not enough. All humans should be rounded up and exiled on some small planet from which escape is near impossible, too remote from other planets anyway. Then intelligent life in the Universe would be safe from those barbaric mad hairless apes.

Maybe this already happened?

posted by Eolake Stobblehouse @ Tuesday, November 06, 2007   8 comments links to this post

8 Comments:

At 7 Nov 2007 01:29:00, Blogger Alex said...

If they fingerprint us immigrants, then why not the natives.

There are pro's and con's to this of course, but as a law abiding resident I have nothing to fear by my fingerprints being on record.

As a parent, having a positive ID for when the kids go missing would be a comforting idea.

Hmm, what are the con's then?

Invasion of privacy? My goodness, that means they can see which stores I went in and paid cash, or just window shopped in! They can tell whose car I was in.

Someone could steal my fingerprints and do nasty crimes.

If I ever get murdered, not only will they smash out my teeth, and resequence my DNA, but they will also cut off my fingertips so that my body can't be identified.

Scary times.

Seriously, if you let them fingerprint you, then having the barcode tattoo or the subcutaneous RFID chip does not seem as much of an infringement. Lets get that GPS implant now too - oh I already have it, that's my cell phone!

 
At 7 Nov 2007 02:48:00, Anonymous ttl said...

alex said: "as a law abiding resident I have nothing to fear"

Hmm ... you may want to read a history book or two. Or indeed switch away from FauxNews every once in a awhile.

 
At 7 Nov 2007 03:50:00, Blogger Pascal [P-04referent] said...

This is not enough. All humans should be rounded up and exiled on some small planet from which escape is near impossible, too remote from other planets anyway. Then intelligent life in the Universe would be safe from those barbaric mad hairless apes.

Who knows? With a little bit of blumen' luck, they might even wipe themselves out for good. Just give then enough fossil fuel and toxic chemicals.

"FauxNews", that's a good one.
BTW, TTL, you forgot to log in.
Beware of identity theft, it's happened on this blog before!

 
At 7 Nov 2007 09:21:00, Anonymous terry said...

Then intelligent life in the Universe would be safe from those barbaric mad hairless apes.

I've never seen a "hairless ape?" Is there a special zoo they keep them in?

 
At 8 Nov 2007 21:35:00, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a very worrying trend. And what's even more worrying, is that no one seems to stand up to this.

 
At 10 Nov 2007 02:38:00, Blogger Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Terry said...
"I've never seen a "hairless ape?" Is there a special zoo they keep them in?"


The zoo is called "Planet Earth", and the hairless apes go by the technical term of Homo sapiens.

It is told they have developed weapons of mass destruction which they frequently use "for fun", and indulge into acts of needless savagery which no other beast has ever committed. Like torturing their own young and knowingly endangering their own species.

 
At 14 Nov 2007 17:46:00, Anonymous ttl said...

"The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities."
-- Ayn Rand

 
At 15 Nov 2007 02:02:00, Anonymous The Pascal Minority said...

Nice quote, bro'.

 

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