Saturday, February 23, 2013


Some years ago on a web site I made myself as a South Park character.
My pal Dave (Educational Fontware) apparently thought I was too hard on myself and made an alternative one.


TC [Girl] said...

Cute! Love the yellow shirt; he must know you well! :-D

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Well, I made the top one, which also had the yeller shirt.

TC [Girl] said...

I thought both were his renditions; my bad! Yeah...perhaps the scowl was the deterrent; more approachable without. ("you're welcome" for the dating tip! jk... ;-)

dave_at_efi said...

I was kinda horrified when Eolake put a frowny face on his character. (Scruffy, yeah, OK, there's that.) Knowing him for over a decade, that frown just didn't fit. He's invariably been polite and positive with me, even when I'm dinging him. (I also suggested that one of his photos looked kinda fierce, with the slanted eyebrows, again not who he really is. Gentle giant would fit better.) Anyway, I like the guy. And thanks for the plug.

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Aw, thank you Dave.

The frown is just an acknowledgement that my eyebrows just look like that (a bit like Jack Nicholson's). And I've been accused of being too serious (though mostly when I was young, I have lightened a little), so it lampoons that too. The Valentine acknowledges my soft apple pie core. :-)

Anonymous said...

Not fat or lazy enough.

ttl said...

Oh yes, the Jack brows and smile. Definitely something to envy you about. Me, I'm stuck being a George Clooney look-a-like. What can you do?

Here's some code of conduct for you:

Anonymous said...

Me, I'm stuck being a George Clooney look-a-like. What can you do?

Not quite. Your face resembles George Clooney's hairy ass.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Oh, hey, look, Josie's still not retired! Me! Me! Troll ME next! (pretty please?) I wanna go on that fun-looking bumpy ride too.
(seducively bats eyelashes while cosplaying as Sailor Moon)

"Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to." -- Harry Emerson Fosdick

BTW, I know a few people who would be honored [and consider it an upgrade] if they could look like Geaoge Clooney's ass ("who else?"). But... butt... just curious... how do you know it's hairy? I always imagined Neat George to be the epilation type. Of course, if you have personal insider's information...

Speaking of hairy cheeks(!), Eo, why did Dave give you a shave? (Save for the rhyme, of course, albeit 'twas brave.)

Say, here's something that should turn you that frown uppityside-down faster that you can say
Where were/was I? (gazing in the void... void gazes back) Oh, yes. Google images for "Anne Hathaway nipples" to see the point.
And then try not to weep to wetly (weptly?) for beiong the only DOM who missed that sight on live TV yesterday.
Ecks-dee. Or, as they say on teen forums: XD

(What, don't tell me you're not savvy about SOUTH PARK emoticons?)

OK, how about a booboticon then?

"Please prove you're not a robot", the robot asked me. Its name was tudgmu 778 and it had bug eyes that looked like a torso in a monokini.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

P.S.: if you look closely @ my avatar, Yosie, jou'll see I *am*, indeed, batting very prominent eyelashes.

Heck, if them bare-butted Highlanders can wear manly (s)kilts, then sure as Noût a Pharaoh can gaze under lots of virile kohl.
It's no more "mascara" than theirs is a "skirt".

["izDrvi 20319" YOURSELF, you impudent machine!]

Anonymous said...

Oh, hey, look, Josie's still not retired! Me! Me! Troll ME next! (pretty please?)

So, how come you don't call out TTL on his obvious trolling? Hm?

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Aw, c'mon, you know as well as I do that TTL is a lazy ass that can't make more than one good trolling per 24 hours!

Where's your dedication, woman? I can't feel the love, show me the love. For the love of Sauron!

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

It was not nipples, just the dress. But if you want to see her all in the buff, watch that movie about drugs and viagra. (I dropped it after half, it got depressing, but until then it was amusing and watchable, not the least because she showed herself to be all you could have wanted.)

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Well, you CAN see the outline of the areolas.

I've got a whole collection of site links for "nude celeb scenes". Including that famous egg sequence with Eiko Matsuda. ("Hmmm... soya sauce!" -- Homer Simpson)
But it's all currently in transit towards my new laptop. In the meantime, I've added Anne Hathaway to my "to-see" list.

Not that I think I'll ever see a mainstream movie with nipples more amazing than those of Milla Jovovich. I hope to Apollo she never gets implants.
Heck, I bet she'd even be sexy in a South Park cameo!
(Note to self: add South Park to my list of names to search for on Rule34.)

Did you get my Batman reference? I'm not sure if it was in The Killing Joke...

Anonymous said...

I bet ttl sucks a lot of dick. For money.