He writes these observations:
- All Danish women are cute, long-legged blondes with a bicycle and a miniskirt. For some reason, they all dress in black.
- All Danish speak English, making learning the Danish language pointless. Today I was approached by a bum, told him "sorry I do not speak Danish" and he replied in English " Well sir, I was just asking you for some change to buy a bus ticket".
- There are more bicycles in Copenhagen than mysteries in Nature.