Neeraj translated a German joke for us:
Four catholic mothers were doing a hen party - drinking coffee, eating cakes and bragging about their sons.
One of them said: "My son is a priest. When he enters a room, the people say to him 'Reverend'."
The second one said: "Well, my son is a bishop. When he enters a room, the people say to him 'His Excellency'."
The third one said: "I don't want to humiliate you, but my son is a cardinal. When he enters a room, the people say to him 'His Eminence'."
The fourth one was silently nipping coffee. All three looked at her full of expectation. Finally she said: "My son is a wonderful 2m tall muscular stripper in a night club with amazing equipment. Whenever he enters a room, all people exclaim 'My god!'"