Thursday, May 06, 2010

Reverence

Neeraj translated a German joke for us:

Four catholic mothers were doing a hen party - drinking coffee, eating cakes and bragging about their sons.

One of them said: "My son is a priest. When he enters a room, the people say to him 'Reverend'."

The second one said: "Well, my son is a bishop. When he enters a room, the people say to him 'His Excellency'."

The third one said: "I don't want to humiliate you, but my son is a cardinal. When he enters a room, the people say to him 'His Eminence'."

The fourth one was silently nipping coffee. All three looked at her full of expectation. Finally she said: "My son is a wonderful 2m tall muscular stripper in a night club with amazing equipment. Whenever he enters a room, all people exclaim 'My god!'"

posted by Eolake Stobblehouse @ Thursday, May 06, 2010   1 comments links to this post

1 Comments:

At 6 May 2010, 15:58:00, Blogger BaronessBlack said...

Ha! Ha!
Here's another one:

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the mens' room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. The teacher said, 'You must be in the 4th grade.

''No, ma'am,' he replied. 'I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh".

 

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