Monday, March 23, 2009

Unicorn

If I had a death-metal band, I'd call it Unicorn. And the logo would have a white cute unicorn with a light blue horn and a pink mane and tail. And the band members would all dress in pink, and yellow.

posted by Eolake Stobblehouse @ Monday, March 23, 2009   7 comments links to this post

7 Comments:

At 1:09 pm, Anonymous Leviathud said...

and songs would be about peace and love and happiness but would each end with the line "..and death"
Cause that's what make it metal!

 
At 3:48 pm, Blogger Steve said...

And it would probably be a Japanese female group. :D

 
At 5:59 pm, Blogger Ray said...

Japanese Girl Group like....
this one?

 
At 8:47 pm, Blogger eolake said...

Hehe, in the wonderful britcom "Ideal", there is this sweet, cheerful japanese girls. And it turns out they have this band, and they play hardcore, thrash-punk-metal. So cool.
Well, you gotta see it.

 
At 4:04 am, Blogger Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Dude, you're freaking me out.
You and all your cutesy death metal fluffy buddies commenting above.

 
At 9:41 am, Blogger eolake said...

On stage we'd have a bunny sacrificing a man.

 
At 11:50 pm, Blogger Pascal [P-04referent] said...

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo! Make it sto-ho-ho-hop! (sob) Owh, the humanity! The rabbitity! The unicformity!

Won't somebody think of the Addams children?
Saint Rock Zilla, bring down the Heavens to help us!
Quick, a mantra:
A-men of the A-team.
X-men of the X-treme.
U-men of the U-l'teammate.
Pieces of glove, peace and slobber.

[Grim face] I thought followers of the Invisible Pink Unicorn had some basic decency. But this... THIS...

This is even more atrocious than my father's singing of children's lullabys.

 

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