Monday, March 23, 2009


If I had a death-metal band, I'd call it Unicorn. And the logo would have a white cute unicorn with a light blue horn and a pink mane and tail. And the band members would all dress in pink, and yellow.

posted by Eolake Stobblehouse @ Monday, March 23, 2009   7 comments links to this post


At 23 Mar 2009, 13:09:00, Anonymous Leviathud said...

and songs would be about peace and love and happiness but would each end with the line "..and death"
Cause that's what make it metal!

At 23 Mar 2009, 15:48:00, Blogger Steve said...

And it would probably be a Japanese female group. :D

At 23 Mar 2009, 17:59:00, Blogger Ray said...

Japanese Girl Group like....
this one?

At 23 Mar 2009, 20:47:00, Blogger eolake said...

Hehe, in the wonderful britcom "Ideal", there is this sweet, cheerful japanese girls. And it turns out they have this band, and they play hardcore, thrash-punk-metal. So cool.
Well, you gotta see it.

At 25 Mar 2009, 04:04:00, Blogger Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Dude, you're freaking me out.
You and all your cutesy death metal fluffy buddies commenting above.

At 25 Mar 2009, 09:41:00, Blogger eolake said...

On stage we'd have a bunny sacrificing a man.

At 25 Mar 2009, 23:50:00, Blogger Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo! Make it sto-ho-ho-hop! (sob) Owh, the humanity! The rabbitity! The unicformity!

Won't somebody think of the Addams children?
Saint Rock Zilla, bring down the Heavens to help us!
Quick, a mantra:
A-men of the A-team.
X-men of the X-treme.
U-men of the U-l'teammate.
Pieces of glove, peace and slobber.

[Grim face] I thought followers of the Invisible Pink Unicorn had some basic decency. But this... THIS...

This is even more atrocious than my father's singing of children's lullabys.


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