Thursday, March 26, 2009

Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket
who mortgaged his house for a bucket
the lesson was clear
he said with a jeer
I couldn't afford a Mcnugget

1 comment:

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

A couple is making love. The man says: "Talk dirty to me, baby!"
So the woman goes:

"There was a man from Boston, Mass,
His balls were made of brass.
When he banged them together
They made a sound of thunder
And lightning shot out his ass.

Did hou come, honey?"