His name is Earl
"You know what I think about prison? There are a lot of guys in here without clearly thought-out plans."
"I'm gonna wear you like a glove on my fist, and then get in a fight with a man made out of razor blades!"
Both are from My Name Is Earl season 3 which I just started watching. Some fans are upset that season three does not keep the old format of the show (Earls amends list), but I think a format is just a format, and so far I think it's its same old great self.
It's filmed with tons of extras, and either in a real prison or a huge set. That show must have quite a budget.