Thursday, November 27, 2008

A hug to O

This is how the Danes get their own back, A Big Hug for O, from a satirical Christmas TV show a couple years back.

3 comments:

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Dang, this vid right now has 666 views! I'm scared, momma.

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Here are the approximate lyrics.
Fortunately somebody had transscribed it, for it is hard to hear.
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Der' så mange, der tror, man er sur og trist
bare fordi man tilfældigvis er fundamentalist

I'm not bad or mad just because I'm fundamentalist.


der er nu ingenting, der kunne være mere forkert
kom til mig, små drenge, I ska' ikke være genert

Nothing could be more wrong.
Come to me little boys.


Bare fordi man nu har giftet sig med A l l a h
behøvs man ikk' at være grim og gå med briller

Just because you've married A
does not mean you need to be ugly and wear glasses.


man kan sagtens gøre noget ud af sig selv
selvom man bare skal ud at slå uskyldige ihjel

You can look good.
Even when just going out to kill innocents.


Vi ser O
gi' ham en krammer

We see O and give him a hug.


ikke gokke ham med en hammer
eller en lænke der strammer

Don't hit him or chain him


det er noget, der for mig
kan med det samme
hive smilet frem

It'll make me smile.


gi' en krammer
en krammer til O
Gi' en krammer til O

A hug to O


Der' så mange, der tror, man er alvorlig
at vi aldrig går i bad og lugter dårlig
jeg tænker ha ha, bare de vidst'

Many think one is too serious.
Never bathe and smells
I think they don't know anything.


hvor meget grinebider man har, når man er fundamentalist

How much fun it is to be a fundamentalist.


Er du klar over, hvor lang tid jeg har brugt
hvor at barbere min krop lige så smukt
lidt rødt på kinderne og så lidt blush
det er rart at være lækker, når man skal ud at slås

I've used lots of time,
I've shaved my body.
A bit rouge on the cheeks.
Nice to look nice when going out to fight.


Jeg gi'r to krammer' til O
Ja, jeg står nu frem og beder om et kram
så kom her, min ven, og tæl ned fra fem
Fire-tre-to-en
Bim-bam-bom

Gimme a hug.
come here, count down from five
Four three two one
Bim bam boom.



den vantro, han er dum
bom-bim-bam

The unbeliever is lame.


jeg tror, jeg bomber ham
72 mandlige jomfruer!

I'll bomb him with 72 male virgins.

Kæmpekrammer! En hel krammermarked!
O-mama-mia! Lad mig give dig lidt massage! Du har mioser i
skægget! Gi' mig en kæmpe gruppekram! Dans med mig, O, dans hele
natten med mig! Du får en følsom krammer

A big hug.
O, let me massage you.
Big group hug.
Dans with me O.
Big soft hug.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Yes, one suddenly feels the irresistible urge to hug the little critter.
That's it: I'm buying one for Christmas, as a gift for my little niece Elmyra. Narf!

"O, what are we doing tomorrow night?
- The same thing we do every night, A: TRY TO CONVERT THE WORLD!"