A friend told me today that time in the hot tub somehow "jiggles the fat molecules" and she'd lose weight simply by sitting in the hot tub.
Well, she jiggles just fine and she doesn't need to lose anything, but unfortunately she's one of those people whose goal in life is to be sufficiently thin, whatever that means.
At least it's a good excuse to spend some time in the hot tub...
But was Liz ever skinny? Or happy? I saw her yesterday in Queer Duck, even in cartoon she doesn't seem to half follow her own advice (okay, half, but no more!).
She should spend some time in the hot tub... ("She jiggles just fine"? :-)
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Well, at least you saved an arm and a leg! :-)
A friend told me today that time in the hot tub somehow "jiggles the fat molecules" and she'd lose weight simply by sitting in the hot tub.
Well, she jiggles just fine and she doesn't need to lose anything, but unfortunately she's one of those people whose goal in life is to be sufficiently thin, whatever that means.
At least it's a good excuse to spend some time in the hot tub...
-jbh-
Elizabeth Taylor once said, "It's better to be fat & happy than skinny and miserable."
But was Liz ever skinny? Or happy? I saw her yesterday in Queer Duck, even in cartoon she doesn't seem to half follow her own advice (okay, half, but no more!).
She should spend some time in the hot tub...
("She jiggles just fine"? :-)
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