It's slowly dawning on me how incredibly self-absorbed I am.
When somebody pointed it out a couple of years ago, I got shocked and offended, but it's true.
If somebody is highly charitable to somebody else, I think they're idiots. If they are highly charitable to me, I think "o goody" and don't give it another thought.
I don't like poetry, except if it's written by my, then I think it's brilliant.
I don't like puns, except if I'm the one making them, then I think they're great.
I justify it by saying I'm concerned with Higher Truths. That is true enough, I just hope it's enough to save my soul. :-)