Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Out of the mouths of babes

Translated from Danish by Eolake

In a nursing home the teeth are loose. They take them out at night and replace them in the morning. And pray.
Camilla, 6

Grandmas have very big bras. I can sit in one shell and my brother in the other.
Kaja, 7

The best thing about grandpa is that he is himself, he doesn't pretend to be some kind of normal person.
Magnus, 6

If a man says "I love you" to an old woman she becomes furious, because she's tired of hearing about it.
Amalie, 7

When you die you go to Paris.
Line, 6

God is just damn good.
Julie, 6

God is a soft man, he is almost transparent.
Kate, 6

God owns the sun. He turns it off at night because of the environment.
Nicoline, 5

God's mother is called Godmother. She is mother to all his children: Jesus, Moses, and Santa.
Henrik, 7

Being an angel is womens' work.
Anna, 9

Boy aren't like angels, not even when they smile.
Cornelia, 7

In Paradise they use greenery for underwear.
Therese, 7

If you kneel and beg in front of the priest, he'll give you a biscuit.
Frida, 6

I have a dog who believes in God.
Ida, 5

Reeza doesn't believe in God, he believes in Allan.
Kate, 6

When you die they put you in the ground, and the priest says "earth to earth, and stay there", and pours dirt on your head.
Hans Petter, 9

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whether to believe in God or Allan, that's the question.

Anonymous said...

Personally, I like Allan. He's got a better dental plan. Also, he's a lot more charismatic. He doesn't smite anyone when he doesn't get his way.