Wednesday, June 18, 2008

For Lease

I just find this very humorous. It's been for lease for over two years, I wonder why there are no takers...

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, how could anybody take it, when the sign says: CAUTION. Unsafe structure. Keep Out...

??

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Why are there no takers? Beats me. Haven't got a clue.
Unless it was Col. Mustard, in the staircase, with a jack-hammer.
Or attorney Mannie Black, in the corthouse, with an eviction warrant...

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Or Mrs. Mince, in the study, with a candlestick.
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Dreamingwolf: indeed you have put your finger right on the humor of the thing.

Anonymous said...

He has?

Ah-HA! So, it was Dreamingwolf, in the humor, with his finger.
Eeyew! Gross! (I think.)

So much for me. My final guess would've been Werewolf, under the moonlight, with a claw.

Anonymous said...

Pascal, you sound sooo often like my 'bro' Coyote :))))

Anonymous said...

Ah, actually, I think that's cousin Coyote.

My salutations to Ralph. You two guys still working in the sheep business?

Or now you're selling sheep-skates outsourced in China by ACME?

(You see, I was chasing this "fast food feathered dinner", riding two high voltage cables above the interstate, when suddenly I got an electric shock. So I'm POSITIVE those rollerblades did not meet common safety standards.)
On the plus sides, now I don't need x-rays to check for fractures after a canyon dive. My bones are very visible. *bzzzzt-zzzt!

Anonymous said...

Oy, pascalito, who's this Ralph you are referring to?

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_and_Sheepdog
Wolves have a black nose, while coyotes have a red one. Just for those out there who aren't familiar with the family.
8°)

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Or is it the other way round? My PC monitor is getting daltonian on its old days, and canines aren't very good at seeing colors...

Anonymous said...

aaah, pascalito, yes, I know Coyote is not really my 'bro' - I made a mistake. Yep, you're right, he's my cousin. By 'bro' I just meant my relative, as when U address the folks 'brothers and sisters'... Mitakuye Oyasin

But calling you Coyote I wanted to say you are a little trickster (or a big one?) :))))

Anyway, have a nice day... and maybe we could buy and share that space the photo depicts... Wolf and Coytote :D

Anonymous said...

I am the Totem of all trickster Coyotes. Challenge me at your own risks.

The name you suggest sounds nice, Brother Dreaming Wolf. But over the eons and the cliff dives, I have become wary of any possible and foreseeable accident hazards. If this warehouse belongs to the White Man's ACME corporation, I want-um nothing to do with it!

Yet, I must say, this medicine of theirs works quite properly.

The Spirit of the Great Coyote has spoken.