Saturday, June 18, 2011

The Internet fat life

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Leave the drudgery of honest work behind you. Who's to say what's a "real" product after all? The only thing that matters is the bottom line, and my 36 cents after taxes and expenses (most of them) tells the tale loud and clear. 

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- Joe-Bob "I'm real" McSwindel, Black Hole, Arizona. 


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All connections to any former posts are vigorously denied! 

7 comments:

Ray said...

@ Joe-Bob...

I'm a hearin' y'all loud 'n clear -
stay where yer at til I comes where you're to!

Anna said...

Where should I send my application?

eolake said...

Just send $500 in small, unmarked bills to Joe-Bob McSwindel, Lost Income Ave 666, Black Hole, Arizona

eolake said...

Oooops, sorry, that's the price for the brochure. To get the full course, on two cassette tapes, send $19,995.

Anonymous said...

The real money is in running a porn site. You just have to find your niche. For example, pretend the nudie pix you're showing are art, and men who feel guilty about it will then be okay in their conscience.

Send your money to:

Eolake Stobblehouse
Buttfucknowhere, UK

Cado said...

Is it just me or is Anon's stuff a little lacking lately? It just feels like you're trying too hard, man. Go outside, get some fresh air, lay low for a while. Your words will sting so much more if you surprise us.

eolake said...

Yeah. Also, while the psychologist say that open aggression is good for you and your blood pressure, it gives away your game right away, Covert and sneaky attacks may eat away at your health as the years pass, but they will bother your enemies much more.