Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Bender's Anti-Piracy Warning

[Thanks to Pascal and Neeraj.]

5 comments:

hank jones said...

Suddenly I feel the desire to illegally download movies. Bender made it look cool. I'm sure I'll gradually move on to graverobbing...you know, in time.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Bah, graverobbing is for sissies. I'm currently tracking down the woman who stole my beating human heart.
And then I'll take her 5 sapphire eyes as payback and hide away her head in a jar!
And then she'll say: "I love you." ;-)

Hannibal Lecter said...

Frankly, Pascal, that's just sick!

Anonymous said...

Just so's you know, Hannibal Lecter was a complete pussy. Oooh, I'm a cannibal! Scary! As they said in the 90s: NOT!

Hannibal Lecter said...

Come say it to my leather-masked face, pretty Josie.
We'll have... dinner together.
I don't drink... wine!

So, 8 PM it is then?
It's a date. Don't be late.
Having to come and get you, I would hate.
I know where you live, mate.

Incidentally, I don't eat pussy.
I prefer the meatier bits.
So you needn't worry, sweet thing.