Thursday, July 10, 2008

Apple iTit

[Got this in the mail.]
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

posted by Eolake Stobblehouse @ Thursday, July 10, 2008   4 comments links to this post

4 Comments:

At 10 Jul 2008, 13:42:00, Anonymous ttl said...

I won't buy it until I've read David Pogue's review of it.

 
At 10 Jul 2008, 13:45:00, Blogger eolake said...

I'm sure his wife will be involved, she used to be a prominent plastic surgeon.

Maybe his neighbor Maria Davis. ... No! Don't touch her, she's perfect.

 
At 10 Jul 2008, 14:59:00, Anonymous KabelYaache said...

Just wait until they come up with the iPeepee...

 
At 12 Jul 2008, 04:03:00, Blogger Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Dang! Beaten to it by KabelYaache.

Of course, one would first need to have some room left for an iPeepee. This sort of gadget's not for me, all the space is already taken "down there". And you wouldn't believe all the great stuff my fully natural "magic flute" can do!
[Batteries not included. But then, you don't need them anyway, works on a lifetime supply of bio fuels.]

 

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