Sunday, February 11, 2007

E-mailing

According to my e-mail app's built-in statistics program, in the past five years I have replied to 90,121 e-mails.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

According to my e-mail app's built-in statistics program, in the past five years I have replied to 90,121 e-mails.

Sire Eolake,
When thou shall reach 100,000 come to my kingdom and I'll give you a feast consisting of ten virgins and a happy meal from our royal macDonalds! Otay my loyal nudemeister?

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Very kind of you.

At my age I can't handle more than around five virgins, but on the other hand I'd appreciate two happy meals.

Anonymous said...

You could share some of the virgins with me. Really, I wouldn't mind. And I'll help eat the food, too.

Hannah said...

Why do virgins get to have all the fun? :-P

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Heck, you're invited too, dahling.
Just bring your own Happy Meals, for I'm not sharing my Powerpuff Girls figures.

laurie said...

dear eolake, it's POWDERpuff girls.

king zod, do you need a serving wench?

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Nope, Powderpuff Girls is a cosmetics company, I'm taking about the cartoon Powerpuff Girls.

Anonymous said...

May I come with my friend Pascal? My parents agreed. And my annoying sister Dee-Dee will be at her Pony Puff Princess club meeting, so she won't be bothering the King with her stuuupid dancing and shrieking laughter.

P.S.: Hey Dex, I have a comment for Eo. Yo, Eo, and you said you could never type as much as me, eh?
I don't see anything wrong with your age.
"The best day of your life is always today."

- Pascal

Anonymous said...

king zod, do you need a serving wench?
yes dear lady, by all means please attend! your beauty will enhance any palace :)