I've finally found the plot for my to-be-written Great European Novel:
A young boy, tentatively named Larry Powers, is a magician and has a pet raven. On an airplane trip where he battles poison spiders that terrorists have let loose, he comes across a plot by Michelangelo to conceal the true lineage of Siddhattha Gautama, and his life is immediate danger, he is thrown into a forty-eight-hour race to save his own life and Western Civilization. I am considering throwing in a plucky and pretty female journalist as s sidekick, but I am wondering if that would be considered too commercial.
4 comments:
Remember to check the Evil Overlord List and make sure your bad guy makes every mistake in the book. That should ensure you make the best-selling list!
Naked hotties are okay too. Gratuitous sex is mandatory, otherwise, your "purely litterary" creation won't sell as well as it deserves.
P.S.: If I were you, I'd slightly change the name. Austin Powers might feel plagiarized.
Sex is boring, but I like gratuitous nudity. Like in the film I'm just watching, Exposed, with Kate Beckinsale. It is obvious to me that "gratuitous" means "something to be thankful for".
Oops, the film is called "Uncovered". Potato, potah-to.
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