Tuesday, June 12, 2012

The JB hate society



It seems like everybody hates Justin. First he was killed in South Park, and now in Mongrels. I guess to many he seems to be the very incarnation of that kind, you know, boneless, masculinity-less, brainless, talentless, substance-less, cream-puff prettyboy. Uhm, not that there's anything wrong with that!
Oh dear, that came out wrong! I didn't mean to hint that he's gay. I'm sure he's not a cent more gay than Liberace or Rock Hudson.
But oddly, this preposterous thought has come to a lot of people, just look him up on urbandictionary, too funny.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I figure he's not gay or straight, that he doesn't even have a gender. Naked he's like a Ken doll. He might even be an android - created by a corporation or by aliens as part of their plan of conquest.

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Yes, you know I almost wrote that. Sexless. Personalityless.

Jes said...

What's funny is I never would've heard about him if it weren't for people on the internet complaining about him constantly. He's one of the most popular singers right now, but the whole thing's based on hate. It's like the opposite of Beatlemania. Personally, I'm bored with hearing about him. I gotta ask, if people hate him so much, then how come they never shut up about him?

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Same for me.

It's hard to shut up about things you hate. Just see me and Facebook. Or "Josie" Anon and me! :-) (OK, admittedly he seems to have it in for everybody.)

Anonymous said...

I gotta ask, if people hate him so much, then how come they never shut up about him?

Ask yourself, why did you contribute to it by replying to this? That's your answer right there.

Jes said...

And I was waiting for you to say something about it. Seriously man, that schtick is getting old.

Anonymous said...

And I was waiting for you to say something about it. Seriously man, that schtick is getting old.

I don't see an answer there. Talk about stale material...

Anonymous said...

Don't you think you should remove that profile pic? You're very ugly and look like a penis. A very ugly penis. You'll try and fail to make some joke about that but we all know it's true.

Dave Nielsen said...

why did you contribute to it

I wouldn't mind knowing that too.

You shouldn't complain about something if you're contributing to it.

Jes said...

Maybe I'd be offended if you hadn't been recycling these same insults for years. Not interested.

Jes said...

Dave, I wouldn't mind answering if we were talking about something important. I don't mean that to an ass, it's just I wrote that comment like a week ago, I don't remember why I said it, and I don't care enough about the subject matter to revisit it. The answer's probably something along the lines of, "I just felt like saying it."

Anonymous said...

Maybe I'd be offended if you hadn't been recycling these same insults for years. Not interested.

I don't think you've been around here "for years" and even if you have you only recently added that pic. I'm really not sure why as it confirms what everyone thought - that you're a scrawny geek but with the added flaw of deliberately looking like a penis.

Like a lot of ugly geeks you've added the facial hair, and no doubt the shaved head is because you're going bald. Lame, due. Lame.

Jes said...

And you've just confirmed that you can't think of anything new to say, you can't even come with any new trash talk. I'm ugly, Eolake's lazy, Kent's crazy, everyone's stupid, everything sucks, only an idiot would think blah blah blah. There, I've summarized everything you have to say. And you're fucking boring. Now go find something interesting to talk about.

Dave Nielsen said...

I'm ugly, Eolake's lazy, Kent's crazy, everyone's stupid, everything sucks, only an idiot would think blah blah blah.

I feel left out.

Jes said...

Lol, and Dave has no friends.