"What it's like to own an Apple product"
"What it's like to own an Apple product", cartoon.
It must be very exhausting to have that kind of attitude to your product ownership.
By the way, I bought an Apple "bumper" case for my iPh4. But I took it off again. It only protects the steel parts, the parts which don't need it. And it ruins the beautiful look of the phone.
But I did get a Zagg film for both sides. It protects the glass nicely against fingerprints and scratching, and gives it a bit of traction so it's less likely to slide around and fall off tables.