[Thanks to Jan]
"What it's like to own an Apple product", cartoon.
It must be very exhausting to have that kind of attitude to your product ownership.
By the way, I bought an Apple "bumper" case for my iPh4. But I took it off again. It only protects the steel parts, the parts which don't need it. And it ruins the beautiful look of the phone.
But I did get a Zagg film for both sides. It protects the glass nicely against fingerprints and scratching, and gives it a bit of traction so it's less likely to slide around and fall off tables.