Saturday, May 22, 2010

Animals are totally gay

Animals are totally gay. And they don't mean that in the South Park sense, meaning "shite". They mean gay.
Giraffes have all-male orgies. So do bottlenose dolphins, killer whales, gray whales, and West Indian manatees. Japanese macaques, on the other hand, are ardent lesbians; the females enthusiastically mount each other. Bonobos, one of our closest primate relatives, are similar, except that their lesbian sexual encounters occur every two hours.

I imagine that gay-rights fighters and many fundamentalists will be very excited about this news*, except in opposite ways.

* Or "news", if you prefer. It's been known for a while.

4 comments:

Ray said...

Do those critters get Aids? Do they spread it around? Will STDs kill off our wildlife, even if we don't?

dersund said...

For Ray, and other enquiring minds:

http://thurly.net//nhm

I used this link to take some of the heat off my friend the green monkey, but google searches for ["green monkey"] [AIDS] without the brackets will take you into some strange territory.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Gives a whole new perspective to the penguin movie Happy Feet! :-D

Ray said...

@ Pascal:

Welcome back, Stranger!

We missed you - nice to see you're alive and well....