Pascal! lol! I bet "his" didn't have FANGS quite like this boy does! HOPE I don't have nightmares...about *this* one!! YUCK!! "GROSS" is right, Mary! :-P
LOL!! Captcha: "felestud"! I kid you not! lol! (I wonder which one is the fellow stud!)
Talking about gross creatures, last night I found another slug in the hall downstairs. They are getting bigger and bigger, and I admit, less cute. So this night I dreamed of a street infected with slugs the size of German Shepherds! :-)
BTW, that python is huge. They can swallow a small goat whole.
Nnaaah! Too easy. I'll just pass that ball on and let someone else score. (Oopsie!)
"Yeah, if anybody can take it for a second round, and a third..." Don't count on me to hint at some "4th base" pun!!! Or "swing my bat". Or "warming up". Or... Nice bait, but I'm not biting. I don't bite, ladies, don't run away!
Hey, you know what comes in dry and hard, and comes out wet and limp? A chewing gum! (Why, WHAT did you go and imagine there?...)
Anon, It's "moronESS", ya thick-skulled asinine ignoramus! Or can't you even read the word "girl" properly? "See? Stay in school, children. Oh, and, don't do drugs. I pity da fool!"
Pythons are, with Anacondas, the biggest of all snakes. The thing is, they never stop growing, so the older they get, the bigger. [Sort of like me, but it's supposed to be a classified military secret.] Some can suffocate and eat an adult leopard. The biggest purported snake of all times is claimed to be a Reticulated Python reaching 10 metres. (Though this record is challenged. But Anacondas over 9m are a very official thing in the Amazon, where oddly the natives have never heard of the legendary Doctor P-04. Now you know what the "4" stands for.) It stands... for the ladies, of course. Basic manners, eh? (Sorry. The Devil made me do it. He's just jealous, that Dirty Old Nick!)
They also say that python meat is quite tasty. I wouldn't know. Still, Mom has spotted a very impressive snake right outside the house this summer. [Apart from Dad, I mean.] Moving like a python (linear slithering), black, and apparently impressively long and thick, like a big telephone cable. If I get to BBQ it I'll be sure to tell you what it's like. (But darn critter seems to be very shy, we've only seen it this one time. Merely a flasher...) Mom didn't get hysterical when she saw it, unles you count "hurry everyone, you've got to see this" as hysterical. :-) We didn't hurry fast enough... The shy snake zipped right by. So much for showing off. Promises, promises...
These snakes (it's proven with Anacondas) are remarkably non-aggressive to adult humans who leave them in peace. I believe this here python is real mad because the fence is electrified and seems like it's fiercely attacking it with all the zapping. Or perhaps it thinks that's a vibro's power chord? As you may know, the two are natural enemies! The teeth are impressive, but quite normal. Their number, shape and orientation ensures that the snake swallows its preys easily, since they can't slip out. Sharks and Piranhas have a very ugly "yawn" too...
A small python (small... it's all relative!) can make a good pet. If you're into this sort of things. And don't mind buying live mice as pet food. Me, I let my cat manage by himself!!! BTW, how come there's no mouse-flavored cat food? I've never seen a domestic cat hunt and eat a beef, chicken, lamb, turkey, or even rabbit, or catch a salmon. Have you?
Routine power issues prevented me from watching the DVD this week-end, but this looks promising: Slither, gooey giant mutant monster slugs from space. Check out the poster, it shows them scaling a bathtub for the hot babe inside. (Bah. My snake wouldn't need to CLIMB!) Can't tell you yet whether it's any good, but if it gives you a phobia of all real-life big slugs you encounter from now on, I can sleep with the satisfaction of having accomplished my civic duty. :-)
BTW, it's purely a coincidence, but I know a very competent and brave pest exterminator. Who just happens to be my uncle. So don't take any risks yourself, call now, and let trained professionals face certain death for a very reasonable fare!
OK, it's official: Slither is an enjoyable and fun horror movie. Like the Evil Dead series. More like the first two, not a plain "horror comedy", but I really don't get the reason for its bad reviews. Perhaps the lack of explicit nudity? Not even a flashing nipple. But the slugs and other monsters and mutilation are impeccably gross. :-)
Great if you want your date to hide shivering into your arms. ;-)
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What a gross creature... :-)
Ron Jeremy had a bigger "snake"...
Pascal! lol! I bet "his" didn't have FANGS quite like this boy does! HOPE I don't have nightmares...about *this* one!! YUCK!! "GROSS" is right, Mary! :-P
LOL!! Captcha: "felestud"! I kid you not! lol! (I wonder which one is the fellow stud!)
Talking about gross creatures, last night I found another slug in the hall downstairs. They are getting bigger and bigger, and I admit, less cute.
So this night I dreamed of a street infected with slugs the size of German Shepherds! :-)
BTW, that python is huge. They can swallow a small goat whole.
Now, this is getting a bit scary....
A bit like mine. Only the texture is different.
You may be wondering why your girlfriends always seem to be missing in the morning after the first night.
A snake that size could breakfast on two girlfriends, your cat and the neighbours dog! ttl, tell me your snake is not that huge?!
oh, gosh, have I just passed a ball to Pascal?
Two balls. And a snake.
Eolake said...
"Two balls. And a snake."
LOL!! GOOD ONE, Eo! ROFLMAO! :-) Sounds like this joke has definitely gone full circle, now! lol! ;-)
As Mary says, back to you, Pascal! lol! :-)
Yeah, if anybody can take it for a second round, and a third... :-)
Still haven't learned how to do italics, TC Girl? You're such a moron.
Uh...I see that you have missed me, hey, Anon?! I love you, too! ;-)
Nnaaah! Too easy. I'll just pass that ball on and let someone else score. (Oopsie!)
"Yeah, if anybody can take it for a second round, and a third..."
Don't count on me to hint at some "4th base" pun!!! Or "swing my bat". Or "warming up". Or...
Nice bait, but I'm not biting. I don't bite, ladies, don't run away!
Hey, you know what comes in dry and hard, and comes out wet and limp?
A chewing gum!
(Why, WHAT did you go and imagine there?...)
Anon,
It's "moronESS", ya thick-skulled asinine ignoramus!
Or can't you even read the word "girl" properly?
"See? Stay in school, children. Oh, and, don't do drugs. I pity da fool!"
Pythons are, with Anacondas, the biggest of all snakes. The thing is, they never stop growing, so the older they get, the bigger. [Sort of like me, but it's supposed to be a classified military secret.]
Some can suffocate and eat an adult leopard. The biggest purported snake of all times is claimed to be a Reticulated Python reaching 10 metres. (Though this record is challenged. But Anacondas over 9m are a very official thing in the Amazon, where oddly the natives have never heard of the legendary Doctor P-04. Now you know what the "4" stands for.)
It stands... for the ladies, of course. Basic manners, eh?
(Sorry. The Devil made me do it. He's just jealous, that Dirty Old Nick!)
They also say that python meat is quite tasty. I wouldn't know.
Still, Mom has spotted a very impressive snake right outside the house this summer. [Apart from Dad, I mean.] Moving like a python (linear slithering), black, and apparently impressively long and thick, like a big telephone cable. If I get to BBQ it I'll be sure to tell you what it's like. (But darn critter seems to be very shy, we've only seen it this one time. Merely a flasher...)
Mom didn't get hysterical when she saw it, unles you count "hurry everyone, you've got to see this" as hysterical. :-) We didn't hurry fast enough... The shy snake zipped right by.
So much for showing off. Promises, promises...
These snakes (it's proven with Anacondas) are remarkably non-aggressive to adult humans who leave them in peace. I believe this here python is real mad because the fence is electrified and seems like it's fiercely attacking it with all the zapping. Or perhaps it thinks that's a vibro's power chord? As you may know, the two are natural enemies!
The teeth are impressive, but quite normal. Their number, shape and orientation ensures that the snake swallows its preys easily, since they can't slip out. Sharks and Piranhas have a very ugly "yawn" too...
A small python (small... it's all relative!) can make a good pet. If you're into this sort of things. And don't mind buying live mice as pet food. Me, I let my cat manage by himself!!!
BTW, how come there's no mouse-flavored cat food? I've never seen a domestic cat hunt and eat a beef, chicken, lamb, turkey, or even rabbit, or catch a salmon. Have you?
Routine power issues prevented me from watching the DVD this week-end, but this looks promising: Slither, gooey giant mutant monster slugs from space. Check out the poster, it shows them scaling a bathtub for the hot babe inside.
(Bah. My snake wouldn't need to CLIMB!)
Can't tell you yet whether it's any good, but if it gives you a phobia of all real-life big slugs you encounter from now on, I can sleep with the satisfaction of having accomplished my civic duty. :-)
BTW, it's purely a coincidence, but I know a very competent and brave pest exterminator. Who just happens to be my uncle. So don't take any risks yourself, call now, and let trained professionals face certain death for a very reasonable fare!
OK, it's official: Slither is an enjoyable and fun horror movie. Like the Evil Dead series. More like the first two, not a plain "horror comedy", but I really don't get the reason for its bad reviews.
Perhaps the lack of explicit nudity? Not even a flashing nipple.
But the slugs and other monsters and mutilation are impeccably gross. :-)
Great if you want your date to hide shivering into your arms. ;-)
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