Career in Writing
Two friends who hadn't seen each other for a while were having lunch and catching up with one another.
"I quit my job," one stated.
"Really?" his friend asked.
"I couldn't stand sitting in that office all day anymore," the first replied.
"So what are you doing with yourself now?" the second asked.
The first answered, "I've taken up a career in writing."
"That's great!" the second replied. "So have you sold anything yet?"
"I have," answered the first.
"What have you sold?" asked the second.
The first answered, "My Rolex, my saxophone, the TV, the stereo and several antiques."