Monday, August 13, 2012

One at a time

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
           -- Tallulah Bankhead

In other words: wait to light your cig until the philandering is done. 


BaronessBlack said...

So true! Although, it does depend somewhat on the vices!:-)
On a complete aside; talking about vice, I particularly recommend "Fifty shelves of Grey" by Vanessa Parody. This is a collection of the world's greatest books, rewritten with the sex scenes their authors left out. It's smart and wicked in equal measure and had me laughing out loud.
Just a thought! :-)

Eolake Stobblehouse said...

Could be fun. Thanks.

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