Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
-- Mickey Friedman
I'm wondering, why not? One might entertain a lot of people.
Besides, some couldn't stand the thought of not thinking themselves the most interesting person in the room.
I'm reminded of a guy I knew who I considered a bit of a showboat. This perception was confirmed when I was at a gallery opening. I was sitting alone in a room, when he came in, alone. I thought to myself: "What, Carl, without any audience? What's that?" And then I noticed that he was not actually enjoying the art on his own, he was just cleaning his nails.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
-- Groucho Marx
Well said, G.
There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.
-- Franz Kafka
I hope that's not true, for I have both in abundance.