Sunday, December 02, 2007

Hot mama

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

The doctor greeted Morris and said, "Wow! You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "I'm just doing what you said, Doc, 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful.' "

"No, you misheard me!" the doctor said. "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.' "

5 comments:

Joe Dick said...

Yo' Mamma is so hot, I gotta' wear oven mitts to touch her.

terry said...

Morris replied, "I'm just doing what you said, Doc, 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful.' "

Actually a sexual lifestyle is good for most people regardless of age. It makes you burn calories and relieves stress. I couldn't imagine doing without. Might as well be dead. It's HARD to do without :) Pun intended.

The Gunney said...

There are definite psychological benefits, that's for sure.

Joe Dick said...
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Joe Dick said...

Here's one:

Guy walks into the doctor's office. Doctor says, I've got some good news for you and I've got some bad news for you. Bad news is you've only got one month to live. Good news, did you see that gorgeous receptionist on the way in? I'm banging her twice a week.