Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
The doctor greeted Morris and said, "Wow! You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "I'm just doing what you said, Doc, 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful.' "
"No, you misheard me!" the doctor said. "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.' "