Notes on life, art, photography and technology, by a Danish dropout bohemian.
When you drink the water, remember the river.
Reminds me of a Weird Al song:Don't Download This SongOnce in a whileMaybe you will feel the urgeTo break international copyright lawBy downloading mp3sFrom file sharing sitesLike morpheus or grokster or limewire or kazaa.But deep in your heartYou know the guilt would drive you madAnd the shame would leave a permanent scarCause you start out stealing songsThen you’re robbing liquor storesAnd selling crackAnd running over school kids with your car[Chorus]So don’t download this songThe record store is where you belongGo and buy the CD like you know that you shouldOh Don’t Download This SongOh you don’t want to messWith the RIAAThey’ll sue you if you burn that CD-RIt doesn’t matter if you’re a grandmaOr a seven year old girlThey’ll treat you like the evil Hard-bitten criminal scum you are[Chorus]So don’t download this song (don’t go)Pirating music all day longGo and buy the CD like you know that you shouldOh don’t download this songDon’t take away moneyFrom artists just like meHow else can I afford another solid gold Hum VAnd diamond studded swimming poolsThese things don’t grow on treesSo all I ask is everybody Pleaseeeeee[Chorus]Don’t download this song (don’t do it no no)Even Lars Ulrich knows it’s wrong (you could just ask him)Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (you really should)Oh Don’t Download This SongDon’t download this song (oh please don’t you do it or you)Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (remember Tommy)Go and buy the CD (right now) like you know that you should (Go out and buy it)Oh Don’t Download This SongDon’t Download This Song (No no no no no no)Or you’ll burn in hell before to long (and you deserve it)Go and buy the CD (just buy it) like you know that you should (you cheap bastard)Don't download this songHere's a video:http://youtube.com/watch?v=4IdnpXjs1m8
I wonder how much this song cost Eric Idle?... ;-)
Lucid Twilight said... Reminds me of a Weird Al song:Don't Download This SongIt's true, the lyrics mean well. I personally do download songs (But I pay for them legally.)Pirating is wrong. Thanks for sharing Lucid. BTW where ya been young man? You haven't posted in awhile. Glad you're back! Pull up a chair and I'll give ya any drink of your choice. :)
"Pull up a chair and I'll give ya any drink of your choice."After we see some I.D., of course. Otherwise, it's fruit juices and sodas. ;-)(Besides, I think I already sipped all the booze.)
(Besides, I think I already sipped all the booze.) ah........you naughty barkeeper! for shame! :)
I know. :-(This is it, precisely."I drink to forget.To forget my shame.My shame of being a drunk."(From The Little Prince.)
Oh pish posh, I'm responsible enough to be able to hold my liquor. Not that I'd choose to drink it. Doesn't have much appeal to me. If I ever do drink an alcoholic beverage, it'll be wine. No particular reason other than I think I'd be a wine person. My usual drink of choice is Mountain Dew, and lots of it. Forget the midnight oil, that stuff ain't potent enough for me. Give me the midnight rocket fuel. If I'm not on the moon by morning I didn't drink enough.Though in actuality the stuff has next to no effect on me anymore, and I can stay up as long as I wish without the aid of caffeine. I just enjoy the occasional sugar rush, is all.
My usual drink of choice is Mountain Dew, and lots of it. Forget the midnight oil, that stuff ain't potent enough for me. Give me the midnight rocket fuel.Me love the Dew TOO! Love the taste. I drink probably 6-8 cans per day. I'm a dew-aholic!Good choice Lucid.BTW, I don't drink alcohol either. Just don't like it.On my deathbed just hook me up to an IV filled with diet dew and I'll go quietly lol.
Doctor: We have a problem. We found some blood in your Mountain Dew system.Me: Well get it out!Doctor: No... See, the problem is that you have a Mountain Dew system. How the hell are you still alive?
So, Lucid, your secret for holding your liquor is by keeping it in the glass?Smart! I'll try it some day."I can stay up as long as I wish without the aid of caffeine."I take it you don't need to drink Viagra either, eh? Ah, it's so great to be young and dynamic!I remember a course in renal physiology, where the professor, a fun lady, told us about mutants having grenadine milkshake for blood, and who pee grenadine. Then we proceeded to learn about "renal clearance"...I'll have an interesting, and almost serious, post about sodas tomorrow. Tonight I have a blind date somewhere in the Coma. Zzzzz!...(Fading away voice) It doesn't help much that currently we only have power a total of 12 hours a day. My batteries are feeling weary.And don't even mention Duracell, please. Over here, they're all lousy knock-offs produced in Syria. Barely good for those non-Energizer brands in the bunny ads!):-P
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