Saturday, March 11, 2006

Sane advice

There is a warning label inside my my pants which says: "Keep away from fire".
I noticed this at the last minute, I had just been planning to spend my evening with my legs on top of gaily burning logs in the fireplace. But it seems this is not safe somehow, so I'll have to rethink it.
What would we do without corporations and lawmakers making life safe for us?


Wonko outside the asylum said...

My favourite of recent years was a warning on a packet of mixed nuts:

"Warning: may contain nuts"


Gen said...

WOTA, I can't shake off the impression that the world's nuts.


Amendment: The world is ok, but the humans, the humans.......

Wonko outside the asylum said...

I can't shake off the impression that the world's nuts.

Completely conkers if you ask me! ;o) []

eolake said...

Just my point.
"Doctor, I like to stick my member in a tin of biscuits. Am I normal?"
"Sorry, son, you're f**king crackers."

Gen said...

I don't want to be misunderstood, though: I believe there ARE good, reasonable and sensible people around (including you and me) but the thing is the not so reasonable and sensible have the louder voice.

Zeppellina said...

I was quite taken with your description of you sitting with your legs up on burning logs Eolake....!!!!

You strange person ..........!!!!!