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Monday, June 14, 2010
Mysterious tracks
The water spirit animals are invading my home. Very tiny ones too, this track is like an inch only. I wonder if it's just a baby yet, and how big it grows?
Holly Crap!!! If I were you, I'd call the water spirit animal police and try to get to the bottom of this. I mean what if it grows into an abynormal animal!!! Then you're in big trouble.
I am tempted, but I have to admit so far I've been pretty lucky with the spirit animals, water or not, which visit here, so I think I'll wait and see for a while.
Huuuunh? Just HOW MANY toes does that cryptid have? Highly unusual. Even from an extra-terrestrial Elemental...
You think your miniature water chihuahua wolf could sniff it out? Or is it still after that runaway slug?
Robb, I think DrippleOids have only SIX large toes, and no more than two tiny ones, on either sides. Either this one's a mutant, or you've got a BIG problem...
I second Tommy's advice: let your faucets run for their lives. At least you'll save on the plumber's bill. You'll save their lives, AND the bill! :-)
"Next thing we know, they'll be an iDrip." I thought that was the next evolution stage of the Pokémon iDrop? Previously to the final phase as an iDunno? But... this would mean it's found the moonstone! Oh, I'm green with envy!
"Not available in NV or AZ." You forgot "outlawed in Alabama"!!! (^_^)
Robb in Houston said... "Next thing we know, they'll be an iDrip." (etc.)
ROFLMAO! Good one!! :-)
To me, it just looks like a wittle mouse (w/very hairy toes! lol!) that got out of the shower and forgot to wipe off before he headed out to the loo through the kitchen window. :-)
Miss TC, I myself am a human from planet Earth (Sol3). My prehensile limbs have 5 appendages ("fingers"). And my mouse has three buttons, one of which is marginally used.
So, I can't help wondering: since I counted on this here mouse at least 7 big buttons and 5 tiny ones, plus a bossible larger one on the rear side... just how complex a computer does this creature operate??? Unless this is their version of a keyboard. In which case, they're too primitive to pose a threat.
Well, see, it's this tiny, very un-manly, wussy-looking button in the middle, almost hidden between the two large curved bits. I practically have my middle finger on it all the time, so as not to lose touch of it. Most guys actually don't know how to use it at all. See, rule #1, dont be too rough! Especially if you're doing this on top of a desk. On a carpet or pad, for instance, it's much softer, usually goes way smoother. Less annoying friction to distract you from the task at hand. That little rounded button in the middle? If you know how to focus on it JUST right, the results can be amazingly efficient. But go VERY gently on it. A mere touch. A caress. Otherwise, everything goes too fast, and then you lose control. Makes you look like a complete newbie ("noob", in dedicated lingo). Very embarrassing, I can tell you. These cute little thingies are DELICATE.
As for the 7-bottom... I mean 7-BUTTON version, your guess on this here photo is as gooey... as good as mine. (Probably even better! ;-) I too am most curious to know what they do with all these! Maybe I should ask my Glaxxo friend, he might have a clue. Either him, or my old buddy George Luke-S-Kywalk-R from the ILM galactic cluster.
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Holly Crap!!! If I were you, I'd call the water spirit animal police and try to get to the bottom of this. I mean what if it grows into an abynormal animal!!! Then you're in big trouble.
Run for your lives!
I am tempted, but I have to admit so far I've been pretty lucky with the spirit animals, water or not, which visit here, so I think I'll wait and see for a while.
That's the signature footprint of the nocturnal DrippleOid. I have one of those living with me too.
Next thing we know, they'll be an
iDrip. No downloads, but FedEX will ship buyers a 5ml glass container with one inside.
But only one per household per year.
Void where prohibited. Not available in NV or AZ. Some assembly required.
Another gem from that genius in Houston...
Huuuunh? Just HOW MANY toes does that cryptid have?
Highly unusual. Even from an extra-terrestrial Elemental...
You think your miniature water chihuahua wolf could sniff it out? Or is it still after that runaway slug?
Robb,
I think DrippleOids have only SIX large toes, and no more than two tiny ones, on either sides. Either this one's a mutant, or you've got a BIG problem...
I second Tommy's advice: let your faucets run for their lives. At least you'll save on the plumber's bill.
You'll save their lives, AND the bill! :-)
"Next thing we know, they'll be an iDrip."
I thought that was the next evolution stage of the Pokémon iDrop? Previously to the final phase as an iDunno? But... this would mean it's found the moonstone! Oh, I'm green with envy!
"Not available in NV or AZ."
You forgot "outlawed in Alabama"!!! (^_^)
Blimey! My verif says "bimely"!
Robb in Houston said...
"Next thing we know, they'll be an
iDrip." (etc.)
ROFLMAO! Good one!! :-)
To me, it just looks like a wittle mouse (w/very hairy toes! lol!) that got out of the shower and forgot to wipe off before he headed out to the loo through the kitchen window. :-)
Miss TC,
I myself am a human from planet Earth (Sol3). My prehensile limbs have 5 appendages ("fingers"). And my mouse has three buttons, one of which is marginally used.
So, I can't help wondering: since I counted on this here mouse at least 7 big buttons and 5 tiny ones, plus a bossible larger one on the rear side... just how complex a computer does this creature operate???
Unless this is their version of a keyboard. In which case, they're too primitive to pose a threat.
But let us not forget the trouble with Tribbles. Cute, furry, purring... and HIGHLY PROLIFIC!
Pascal said...
"...one of which is marginally used."
ROFLMFAO! HILARIOUS! Please do elaborate about this "button." I'd be further intrigued to be "educated" on the SEVEN-botton version! lol! :0)
Well, see, it's this tiny, very un-manly, wussy-looking button in the middle, almost hidden between the two large curved bits. I practically have my middle finger on it all the time, so as not to lose touch of it.
Most guys actually don't know how to use it at all.
See, rule #1, dont be too rough! Especially if you're doing this on top of a desk.
On a carpet or pad, for instance, it's much softer, usually goes way smoother. Less annoying friction to distract you from the task at hand.
That little rounded button in the middle? If you know how to focus on it JUST right, the results can be amazingly efficient. But go VERY gently on it. A mere touch. A caress.
Otherwise, everything goes too fast, and then you lose control. Makes you look like a complete newbie ("noob", in dedicated lingo). Very embarrassing, I can tell you.
These cute little thingies are DELICATE.
As for the 7-bottom... I mean 7-BUTTON version, your guess on this here photo is as gooey... as good as mine. (Probably even better! ;-)
I too am most curious to know what they do with all these!
Maybe I should ask my Glaxxo friend, he might have a clue. Either him, or my old buddy George Luke-S-Kywalk-R from the ILM galactic cluster.
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