An old woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Her land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The widowed woman lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.
One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people of North Dakota. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?"
"What do I think?" his mother said. "Sign it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I can stand another Canadian winter!"
Parisian Furniture
A furniture salesman wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to visit Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in the famed French capital, he met with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in the States.
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.
As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the one other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian woman came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down.
He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak the language. After a couple minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. Her eyes lit up! She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.
After the two of them were sitting at the table drinking wine for a while, he took another napkin and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.
They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner and ate.
Then he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up and moved to the dance floor. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. The man nodded.
To this day, he has no idea how she was able to figure out that he was in the furniture business!
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2 comments:
You liar! None of these jokes were about actual couples!
Pascal said...
"None of these jokes were about actual couples!"
Probably not in the sense that you were *hoping* for?! lol! I thought the same thing, actually, when I came to the end! FUNNY what expectations our minds get set up for, upon having read a title! :-) But, technically, Eo *was* correct in what he stated...in a, uh, "couple" of ways: there *were* a couple of people interacting in EACH joke; and, of course, probably what Eo's *actual* original meaning of his title: there *are* a "couple" of "jokes" here! ;-)
BTW: "I don't think I can stand another Canadian winter!"
FUNNY! Except...the weather is *just* as SHITTY on the other side of that [imaginary] border...especially TODAY...ALL OVER the States!! I'm on the West Coast and...we have FROZEN water pipes, today; something that has NEVER happened in a 20-YEAR HISTORY, where I am located!!!!!!! YUCK!!
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"To this day, he has no idea how she was able to figure out that he was in the furniture business!"
LOVED this HILARIOUS punchline, too! ROFLMAO!!
Thanks, Eo, fer yer "Couple jokes"!! :-) I NEEDED the laugh!!
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