One of those things circulating on the Internet. I hasten to say that it is mainly forwarded by women. :-)
Subject: How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer
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If you add a third one to the last part: "be generous with the BJs", then you're set for sure. - E
4 comments:
LMAO EOLAKE! This ones a classic! I love the added BJ line. You are so on target sir!
Unfortunate Truth #5: Women don't want to hear the truth. They want you to tell them what they want to hear, and then make it true.
I think if someone were reading that list to me, I would cock a gun and shoot myself around entry #37.
"it is mainly forwarded by women"
Well, d'uh!
No guy, straight OR gay, would ever forget to list the BJs!
;-)
Eric,
The good news is, that would be your full constitutional right...
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