An Irish Blonde in a Casino
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped down her shoes and necklace, rolled the dice while doing a little excited dance and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men.
7 comments:
ROFLMAO! GOOD ONE!! :-)
Having worked as a croupier, I can assure you this would NOT work!
But it's a good story and the point is well made!
Yes, I thought about it before posting, and came to the same conclusions. It would never work, but it matters little, it's a good story and point.
Having worked as a croupier, I can assure you this would NOT work!
Oh, gee, really? You think so?! Thanks for doing your civic duty and telling us, we'd never have guessed. Not a single one of us. Thank God we've got your professional croupier experience at our disposal, to save us from possible embarrassment.
Quod erat demonstrandum
BaronessBlack,
I'm sure the lady would only, um, "feel lucky" gambling at a table with MEN! :-)
I bet it would work in the Lebanon National Casino...
Heck, I would find it worth losing a croupier job for THAT. Some things in life are more important than career. ;-)
So the point IS confirmed...
When's the movie adapted from the book coming out?
8-P~~~
Hey, Anon, B.A.B.Y.! Behave Around the Blog, Yo!
Picking on women now? How classy.
Or DID you even notice it was a woman making this croupier remark? M.E.H.! Mildly Entertaining Humour. :-P
"You can just call me... Ivan."
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