Evil twins in da house

Sasha Obama Keeps Seeing Creepy Bush Twins While Riding Tricycle Through White House, The Onion article.
"Sasha, who was playing in the East Wing of the executive mansion so as not to disturb her busy father, reported seeing the former first twins while riding her Big Wheel tricycle down the Cross Hall corridor. The frightening apparitions, the 7-year-old said, emerged out of thin air and were dressed in identical outfits consisting of spaghetti strap tank tops and denim skirts."
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