I'm not surprised. I did notice that since getting the iPhone 4, my first iPhone, my life has been a constant maelstrom of steamy sexual encounters, and I've wondered why. I thought it was my new aftershave.
It doesn't say that they have more sex. It says that they have more partners. And fickle fashion-conscious trend following is consistent with a horrifically generalised i-phone purchaser profile - they're spending their whole lives waiting to get hold of the next update rather than enjoying what they have. :)
Now there are gotta-have accessory macro and wide-angle lenses so they can take pictures of themselves doing so (having more partners, I mean). We all keep a conquest scrapbook, right?
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My Palm has a very apt name. ;-)
Good one, Jan! lol!
(iWondered what ALL the FUSS was about w/those things and...how so many could justify the cost!)
I didn't know that iPhones vibrated. I should have guessed...
Does getting an iphone lead to more sex, or do the kind of people likely to buy one just already get more?
It doesn't say that they have more sex. It says that they have more partners. And fickle fashion-conscious trend following is consistent with a horrifically generalised i-phone purchaser profile - they're spending their whole lives waiting to get hold of the next update rather than enjoying what they have. :)
All that's needed now is an application to determine what species and gender the sex is with...
Now there are gotta-have accessory macro and wide-angle lenses so they can take pictures of themselves doing so (having more partners, I mean). We all keep a conquest scrapbook, right?
Sigh. I got over excited there and forgot the link:
http://goo.gl/I8D2
The Conquest Blog: no there's an idea.
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